SOCRATES IS BEING ARRESTED FOR CREATING THE "MEME WAR", IT'S APPARENTLY A WAR BETWEEN BAD PUN DOG AND ANNA KENDRICK, IT ALSO SEEMS LIKE SOCRATES IS THE ONLY ONE THAT GIVES A *BLEEP* ABOUT IT, BUT... NO ONE ELSE GIVES A *BLEEP*, ANYWAYS, HE WAS ARRESTED TODAY BECAUSE WAR AGAINST ANIMALS IS CONSIDERED ANIMAL ABUSE. THIS JUST IN