MY OWNER'S SON GOT IN TROUBLE AT THE MUSEUM YESTERDAY. HE SAW A LONG ROCK UNDER THE HIPS OF A DINOSAUR SKELETON. THE ROCK HAD FOSSILIZED OVER THE DINOSAURS GENITALS. HE GRABBED IT AND THE WHOLE SKELETON CRASHED DOWN. I GUESS YOU COULD SAY HE "MADE AN OBSCENE BONE FALL".