AT THE TRAIN, THERE WAS A FAT LADY WAITING WITH ME FOR THE TRAIN; WHEN THE TRAIN CAME, I PUSHED HER SO I COULD GO FIRST; SHE THEN SAID.. SIR, I'M PREGNANT, WHY THE HECK WOULD YOU PUSH ME? I TOLD HER 'SORRY, I TOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA CHEAT FOR 2 PEOPLE'
