THIS IS BILL.HE HAD A LIFE. HE ALSO HAD A WIFE,BUT HE COULDN'T PAY HIS TAXES,BECAUSE HE WORKED AT MCDONALD'S.THE WIFE AND THE LIFE DIED. THEN HE TRIED TO WORK OUT TO PICK UP SOME CHICKS. HE FOUND ONE ONLINE AND THEY HOOKED UP... BUT THEN A TRUCK FELL OUT OF THE SKY AND DESTROYED BILL AND HIS GIRLFRIEND. BEST.BEDTIME.STORY.EVER!!!