This just in...comedy icon Steve Harvey was involved in a major accident while driving to a business luncheon with Ellen Degeneres! Ellen and Steve Harvey in collision! It appears that his fiancée, a Ms Overly Attached, was trying to hail Harvey about a blinking turn signal, causing the collision! The doctor had good news, he was able to harvest your seed before removing your genitals, we can still be parents darling! The chaplain is going to marry us tonight!
