job interview

and the health of an immortal, don't forget that.

Good addition ...

:)

I'm thinking the etrade baby might work. :)

Nowadays universities are only going after your money !

story of my freaking life. every single interview is that way. /facedesk

What's the position for? Being a life peer!?

You nailed it ! Corporations are now run by bureaucrats even more stupid than the bureaucrats of the Soviet era...

Bad Luck Brian found an "applicazionne to joina de Maffia"?

Whuzza u name? U hage?
Whazzu u howsa nummer and streeta?
Izzua u girl or boy? (If uzza girl, oh boy!) Justta checka wun.

And so on ...