Scumbag Target doesn't care about the blizzard, white-out, traction laws, streets closed, and police saying they can't come rescue you, or it's employees.
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BLIZZARD SHUTS DOWN CITY. TOTAL WHITEOUT CONDITIONS.TRACTION LAWS IN EFFECT. POLICE SAY THEY CAN'T COME RESCUE YOU AND BEG YOU NOT TO DRIVE. AIRPORT CLOSED. ROADS CLOSED. COWORKERS STUCK IN DITCHES, IN ACCIDENTS, AND INJURED. NOT SINGLE PERSON OUT. STORE'S STILL OPEN. BOSS TELLS ME I'LL BE WRITTEN UP FOR CALLING IN.