WHAT WOULD YOU SAY IF I TOLD YOU THAT 95% OF TRAINHOPPING PUNKS ARE NOT MISANTHROPIC YET PHILOSOPHICALLY SOUND REVOLUTIONARIES COMITTED TO BRINGING ABOUT THE DOWNFALL OF CAPITALISM; BUT IN REALITY THEY'RE JUST OPIATE LOVING TRUST FUND OOGLES WHO FOUND JOHNNY HOBO ON THE DEFIANCE OHIO PANDORA STATION AND COULDN'T TELL YOU THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ANARCHO-COMMUNISM AND ANARCHO-PRIMITIVISM?