A Frenchman, German, and Irishman; order drinks at a bar. Frenchman sees fly in his drink; and throws the drink at the bartender in disgust. German sees fly in his drink, flicks it out and downs drink. Irishman sees fly in his drink, Grabs the fly by its wings, holds it over the drink, and yells, "Spit it out, laddy, spit it out!"; Happy St. Patrick's Day!