A LADY GOES INTO A JEWELRY STORE. BENDING OVER TO LOOK AT A DIAMOND RING, SHE ACCIDENTLY LETS ONE RIP; THE SALESMAN LOOKS HER SQUARE IN THE EYE AND SAYS "LADY, IF YOU FARTED JUST LOOKING AT IT, THEN YOU'RE GOING TO SHIT YOURSELF WHEN I TELL YOU THE PRICE"
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