THERE'S A DOG,A GREEK PHILOSOPHER, AND A GUY THAT OBVIOUSLY WANTS PEOPLE TO KNOW HIS NAME IS JOHN. THERE'S AN OVERLY HAPPY CANADIAN (INVICTA103), A GOBLIN WHO STEALS CROTCHES, AND A MAN WHO REALLY LOVES HIS INITIALS. THERE'S ALSO, WATER (H20), A 30-SOMETHING YEAR OLD MAN, A DUDE THAT HAS THE "YING" IN YING-YANG; AND FINALLY, A MAN NAMED RPC1, WHICH SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING THAT NEEDS TO BE DECODED (RPC1); LET'S FACE IT: THE LEADERBOARD IS VERY,VERY WEIRD: