There's this one girl (we both hate each other) who sits next to me in Geography and she's always on her phone and the teacher has to remind her to get off the phone every single time. And I feel like doing some very savage shit, which would be taking that phone out of her hand, walking out the door, and dropping it over the balcony above a staircase, walking down that staircase to pick up the phone, stomp on it a few times, and finally soaking it in the drinking fountain. She's gonna be pissed that I turned her phone into a tortilla chip, but I'll just tell her to put it in a bag of rice because it will fix the phone.
