What in the name of Allah did you just say about me, you little goat? I’ll have you know, I'm a high ranking member of Al-Qaeda, and I’ve been involved in numerous bombs with my best friend Osama bin-Laden., and I have over 300 confirmed goatfriends. I am trained in suicide bombing and I get the most goats in the entire Al-Qaeda. You are nothing to me but just another infidel. I will bomb you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this airplane, mark the Quran's words. You think you can get away with saying that about Allah over the Internet? Think again, infidel. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of suicide bombers across Iran and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for Allah to destroy you, infidel. The Allah that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your goat. You’re a goat, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can bomb you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in 9/11 combat, but I have access to the entire bombing arsenal of the Al-Qaeda and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little infidel. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your flea ridden tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you stupid infidel. I will bomb fury all over you and you will explode in it. You’re my goat, kiddo.
