Reminds me of a quote from a book. So this girl and her friend are talking, and the one girl is recovering from an injury so she's been bedridden for a while.
"I've only been in, like, three accidents since you've been out," (which has been a week or two) "Sure I was in the wrong lane, texting, but they had plenty of time to get out of my way."
(thinking) How is she still alive?! "You are the best worst driver I know."
"Aww, thanks. That's so sweet."
