What the duck did you just ducking say about me, you little Goose? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Ducks, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Goose, and I have over 300 confirmed ducks. I am trained in Duck warfare and Im the top duck in the entire Duck winged forces. You are nothing to me but just another Goose. I will wipe you the duck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this lake, mark my ducking quaks. You think you can get away with saying that duck-shit to me over the lake? Think again, ducker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of duck-spies across the Lake and your chip is being traced right now so you better prepare for the wings, Gooseling. The wings that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your pond. Youre ducking dead, Goose. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can duck you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my wings. Not only am I extensively trained in winged combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Duck Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable Goose-ass off the face of the continent, you little Goose. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ducking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you ducking idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre ducking dead, Gooseling.
