Relatable meme

You might need to change your tactics if you get roasted that fast...

I walk up, put a hand in her shoulder, and go hhheeeeyyyy

I'm a girl, I would know

Maybe instead I should pull up in my corvette, take off my sunglasses, and go hheeeeyyyy

You've got a corvette?

Def trust fs

I got a big, manly truck, not some small dick energy rich boy car.

Hush ridleyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Sissy boi.

Yeah... that's the problem

I have absolutely no ball knowledge of this topic, and yet I know you aint pulling any bitches

....I'm technically a gal, I could give you some tips 😭

Sure Ill take all the tips you got

Not all girls are gonna be the same, but personally, I'd prefer if a dude just politely and respectfully asked me out instead of trying to break the ice by flirting. (I like girls, but I'm looking at it from a heterosexual perspective)
And, women tend to like commitment and loyalty. Basically, "please don't approach me like that unless you wanna get serious"

Makes sense

And dude all I can say is good luck.

Fr