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X: IS THAT DUCKING RADAHN

*The figure who is not Radahn looks at X like he mentioned a rival that the figure could’ve encountered*

???: Who are you… or, really, what are you?

X: Name's X, I'm a Xylone. Don't know what what to tell ya

???: Hmph. I’m *incomprehensible to mortal tongue*, I never knew these other humanoid species existed, no matter, you are all weak as anyone else.

X: Aren't you humanoid...?

???: I’m superior to these other humanoids.

X; I guess bro... So who are you

???: Didn’t you hear my name, X, or are you dumber than my “people.”

X; Yeah bro I don't speak gibberish

???: How pathetic. You think that was gibberish!? I merely spoke the languages of gods.

X: Hey bro where I'm from Gods don't have communication issues

*As X rolls and launches the crystal shards, the shards stab into the being’s armor, and should logically kill the being. The being stares at X with disgust, suddenly X hears the ungodly sound of bones breaking and then breaking back into place*

X: That doesn't sound good...

*The crystals break out of the armor and the being stares X in X’s eyes*
???: Is that ALL you çøůłð ðœ to me?!

X: No but you've proven you're quite the strange one...

???: *In a somewhat lovecraftian, glitchy voice* ẞĦØŴ ME

X: Fine...

*He kicks a wave of fire at him before his hair turns gray and he blows a thick gray smoke around the area*

*The Fire and smoke start to get absorbed and X can see the fire and smoke getting absorbed into the being’s left sword*

X: *Mind: Anti Magic Sword? Perhaps it works like mine or Speaker's Hammers...*

*He comes out of the smoke with a fiery aura around him and tries to kick ??? With an empowered body.*

???: Are you sure those are “gods” or are they fakers. Regardless, don’t waste my time.

X: well I'm guessing you're here to fight and not argue, given that you're covered in armor and have two giant swords?

???: Exactly.

X: well then, I'm basically the test here to see if you're actually strong or just look cool. Let's see what you got Mr *Mimics his name with random noises that sounds similar*

???: *the being stomps on the ground, launching its swords into it’s hands, and raises the ground around them as if it used gravity magic, then the being flung the debris at X* Talking is over.

X: *mind: I recognize that... He's got Gravity Energy like Dante!?*

*X quickly stomps the ground and raises his fists up, creating a wall of orange crystals*

*As X raises the wall, the being rushes X, and slams its two massive swords on the shield*

*X creates the same orange crystals under him and slides back, blasting fire at him*

*The being is knocked a small distance back, it stomps on the ground to destroy the crystals, and break the ground below X*

*X rolls to recover quickly and launches the Crystal shards and pieces at ???*

Theo: "This guy looks ominous... Hey man over here!"

???: *Looks down at Theo* Mortal

Theo: "okay, buddy. Who are you anyway?"

???: Well, I am *incomprehensible to mortal tongue*

Theo: uuhh... your name is *mimics the names sound in a weird way*?

???: … I never thought a mortal could get that far.

Theo: I've had my fair share of weird and cryptic sounding names. Being a guardian, I see and fight things that would most likely snap a normal persons mind like a popsicle stick

???: *The figure dwarfing Theo in size stares in curiosity* Explain more.

Theo: (pulls a whiteboard and pen out of hammerspace) lemme explain. In my universe, me and 5 other humanoid individuals are chosen by the God of my universe and granted powers to defend the universe from evil aka demons, devils, etc.

Theo: "Any questions?"

???: Interesting…. Now. How do YOU fair.

Theo: uuhhh... fair in what?

Theo: "As in life, or my abilities?

Theo: "And I'll have you know I have a connection to the divine!"

Eggy: Oh boy, another bad guy...

Well, I've dealt with a million before, what's a million and one?

...

Uh... Do I wait for him to notice me, say something, or does he already know I'm here and is just trying to look cool?

???: *Stares at Eggy with a stare that even the most villainous of villains would shutter from* Me, another “bad guy.” You have some nerve.

Eggy: Yeah, I've heard that before too.

Alright, uh...
Let's see what we're working with...

So... what are you even doing? Um... WHY are you doing? Like, what's your goal and reasoning, I mean.

???: Don’t try to school me! I know more than you can ever know, I have the capabilities to make every person of the multiverse truly literate!

Eggy: (Yeah because that REALLY clears things up...)

I meant like... what are you here for, specifically?

???: … didn’t I just tell you, Paladin, or is your shell too dense to get information?

Eggy: ...no?

You didn't really elaborate... at all...

???: I do not care. I did not come here to talk.

Eggy: Well, I did.

You've probably heard about my capability to fight, but... I don't really want to? I mean I'm good at it, but... I prefer solving problems in ways that don't result in people having to get beat up.

*The being stomps on the ground, the ground breaks in a form of gravity power, and it’s weapon handles slams into its hands*

Eggy: C'mon man, do you REALLY want to do this?

(I was just about to meet up with Peyton for a date too...)

*Eggy sighs*

I hope she can wait a bit...

???: Your “Peyton?” She will die with you. *The being’s swords rip chunks of the ground out* I assure you. I am not what you believe I am

Eggy: Woah there buddy, leave my wife out of this.

I don't wanna fight, but if the choice is between you and the ones I care about...

Well...

I'm DEFINITELY not choosing you.

???: How hilarious. You think you mortals truly matter in the grand scope of the Multiverse. She is a pawn of the Multiverse, everyone is, your “wife” and your friends. *The being launches several giant boulders of debris at Eggy as the fight starts*

(also why'd he say wife in quotations)

(It’s something important but to keep it vague… this being has no care for marriage.)

If this means what I think it means

Wormwood is gonna f**king kill him and Eggy will not restrain his ass

*Eggy lets them smash into him, his clothes are scuffed but he is unscathed*

Eggy: I'm sorry.
Really.

But you just threatened my family. So I don't care how "superior" you are or whatever heresy you've got to yap about.

If it's what needs to be done to keep my loved ones safe...

I'll end your story right here.
No big climax.
No climactic, legendary face-off.

I'll kill you.

I'll accept my failure to save someone for the greater good.

And your "immortal" life becomes a memory.

Please.
I don't want anyone to get hurt today. We all can have a happy ending.

*As Eggy spoke, the being isn’t in his sight, yet he can hear the being speak.*

“Talking is over! FIGHT AND DIE!”

Eggy: ...

Fine.

*Eggy mumbles something, but only a few words can be heard*

...My God...
...forgive me...
...give me strength...
...and let him...
...rest in peace...

*Eggy whips out an axe, takes a deep breath, and disappears also*

Amen.

*As Eggy disappeared, the ground that he is on crumbles, and the being rushes him despite him disappearing*

*Eggy clashes with the figure, his forearms crossed against its as they fly above the absent floor*

Eggy: Every time...
You villains think you're unstoppable...

And you lose.
Everything your life has led up to... all your power... pales in comparison... to the strength of someone... who simply believes in miracles.

You're just another bad guy in our story.
And once we win...
You become nothing more.

I wanted you to become more than that.
I wanted them all to.

*Eggy pushes harder against him*

But you just...
don't...
LISTEN.

*Eggy kicks the being up far into the sky*

*As Eggy tries to kick the being far into the sky, the being doesn’t budge, and the being kicks Eggy with a force he has never felt before… a force way stronger than any of his villains previously*

*Eggy flies back but equalizes the backwards force by thrusting his legs back with extreme force, slowing him as he hovers in place*

Eggy: It doesn't matter how strong you all get, or how much tougher the ones we face become...

We break through.
We win.
You lose.

Our stories go on.
Yours end.

I am a miracle man.
And today, I make another miracle happen.

*As Eggy hovers in place, the being has again closed the distance, and this time it swings its right sword at Eggy.*