/satire
Quiet kid: *grabs his bag* π
The girls: OMG! I SO SCARED!! I DONT WANNA GET SHOT UP! π¨
Me: nonchalant and not talking to anybody π
Quiet kid: *pulls out semi automatic kalashnikov rifle* π«
Teacher: james you put that gun away or it is detention for you!!! π‘
Quiet kid: *pulls trigger and shoots teacher* π΅
The girls: *gets really scared and tries to escape the classroom* π±
Door: locked π
Me: oi oi oiβ¦ baka π
My crush (Emily-chan): o-omg is that my alpha wolf raven dark moon!!! π
Me: *kills quiet kid with my superpowers* thatβs what you get for being violent to the girlsβ¦ π΅
The girls: respect π₯Ά +69 aura π€―