magician: "take a card, any
card"
me: *takes his credit card*
magician: *pickpockets my
whole wallet*
me: *goes home happy*
magician: *realizes I'm broke*
me: *spends the rest of his
credit card*
magician: *now broke on the
streets*
me: *also broke on the streets*
magician: *notices me*
me: *asks magician to be his
apprentice*
magician: *agrees*
>20 years later<
me: *becomes famous magician*
magician: (on his deathbed)
"show me one last trick"
me: (sobbing) "pick a card,
any card"
magician: *takes my credit card
before dying*
me:
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