*says joke*
*girls start laughing*
I bih 2 bih now I get your bih
Red bih Blue bih now you have no bih
*I sit on my thrown as the girls from across the lands worship my humor*
When your girl takes 15 hour naps, goes on "girls trips" every weekend, and has settings texting her daily but she replied to your 9 messages with "lol" so you hit a lil shimmy because at least you know you're funny: