it's not bad it's funny actually
There's a new career that's all the rage
No more working for minimum wage
Just throw your conscience out the door
Sue until you're rich and then sue some more
Sue sue sue your friends
Sue your mom and dad
Everybody does it so you know it can't be bad
My friend invited me to dinner at his house
So I brought along a little chunk of dead mouse When he wasn't looking I slipped it on my plate Screamed "Oh my God, look what I just ate!" I hope we're still friends yeah I hope you don't mind
But I'm gonna call my lawyer and sue you blind
Sue sue sue your friends
Sue your mom and dad
Everybody does it, yeah it's the latest fad
My parents are stingy, yeah they're so mean
I didn't get a Porsche for my sweet sixteen
My friends all tease me 'cause I don’t have wheels
My psychological wounds will never heal
So I sued my parents in court and I won
I got every last cent in their retirement fund
Sue sue sue your friends
Sue your mom and dad
Everybody does it so you know it’s totally rad
My lover has a dog, it's a cute little poodle
It’s soft and fluffy, its name is Noodle
I told it to sit, roll over and beg
But then it started humping and pumping my leg
It squirted on my pants and I needed some money
So I took the opportunity to sue my honey
Sue sue sue your friends
Sue your mom and dad
Everybody does it 'cause there's money to be had
