Sans: Hello
Papyrus: Hey, what’s up
Sans: I need your help, can you come here?
Papyrus: I can’t I’m buying clothes
Sans: All right, hurry up and get over here
Papyrus: I can’t find them
Sans: wdym you can’t find them?
Papyrus: I can’t find them, there’s only soup
Sans: wdym there’s only soup?
Papyrus: It means there’s only soup
Sans: WELL THEN GET OUT OF THE SOUP AISLE!
Papyrus: OKAY YOU DONT HAVE TO SHOUT AT ME
*Papyrus walks to the next aisle*
Papyrus: There’s more soup
Sans: WDYM THERES MORE SOUP?
Papyrus: Theres just more soup
Sans: GO INTO THE NEXT AISLE
Papyrus: THERES STILL SOUP
Sans: WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW
Papyrus: IM AT SOUP
Sans: WDYM YOUR AT SOUP
Papyrus: I MEAN IM AT SOUP
Sans: WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN
Papyrus: IM AT THE SOUP STORE
Sans: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE
Papyrus: F**K YOU
