I'LL KEEP HER STEADY LADS! CAPTAIN DIDN'T GIVE ME PERMISSION TO DIE ON OUR-

I'M PLAYING AS HARD AS I CAN CAPTAIN!

Is now a bad time to tell you guys I can't swim?

What do you mean you didn't strap down the cannons?!

WHOEVER'S PLAYING THAT MUSIC KEEP GOING!

THANK YOU!

THAT ISLAND ISN'T SLOWING DOWN!

*meanwhile in the blastpower storeroom*

*explotano*

BOMBOCLAAAAAAAAAAT

GVOHVTXRICCLVHITCTUXUXICBUONPIBPHIVICIFC

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE RUM'S GONE

i had a job on the titanic. i took some shrooms someone offered me and saw a huge cool looking cave. i tried to go in it, but i missed and hit the side of it. it sunk.

Imma need 5000 dollars an hour to make me do shit like that