This give me an idea >:)

Watching the bossfights movies and it's just sex scenes between all of the shipped characters

This implies it would have my two canonically married characters f**king and i don’t like that since im not even finished with any of their lore and they mostly got into a relationship over trauma bonding and they kinda did it as a joke [yes its gonna be implied they got married as a joke but now have to commit, and this was a waste of my time]

Where would my characters be? They’ve nothing to do in this movie!

He gets 2 seconds in the opening credits

Damn
I’m so sad
Then what happens?

Ok actually

he goes on an adventure in the background of all the scenes that you can piece together using what you see

Ohhhh okay! But- what’s he doing when all the other guys are- like why is he there?

he's in the background, like you can see him through windows and backdrops

Ahhh

I can imagine during an important fight scene, Fc is in the background doing the same choreography

no the entire movie is sex scenes, fc is going on a journey in the background

What-

He suddenly appears and is like, “do you guys know who ate the rest of the ice cream?”

Ruh roh shaggy

But who would be dating a freak of nature?(axil)

Wait what?! I need to see this