This might take a while

Slippery floor, equilibrium issues due to a spinal cord, obvously. This is why I don't go out much. People think I do this to entertain them when really I'm just struggling to stay on my feet, literally. At least I don't need to laugh at other people's pain just to feel smart at pictures. I just laugh at the pictures I made and feel a little less awful on the inside...

The weakest strongman

That's ableist. He needs a Chiropractor, and a backpack...

I was watching for almost a minute before realizing.

what was that guy smoking when he was getting dat vodka (i bet it was the good stuff, u'know, crack)

Proof it's truly hard to "get the mil.k"

Tell me you had a few drinks without telling me you had a few drinks: