This might take a while

The weakest strongman

That's ableist. He needs a Chiropractor, and a backpack...

I was watching for almost a minute before realizing.

Slippery floor, equilibrium issues due to a spinal cord, obvously. This is why I don't go out much. People think I do this to entertain them when really I'm just struggling to stay on my feet, literally. At least I don't need to laugh at other people's pain just to feel smart at pictures. I just laugh at the pictures I made and feel a little less awful on the inside...