SANTA IS COOKED

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SANTA IS COOKED | IF SANTA IS REAL, UR TELLING ME THAT *BREATHS DEEP* HE FLYS OVER 65 MILES AND HOUR SHOOT 7.189 BILLION PRESENTS IN 7.189 HOUSES AT 125 MILES AN HOUR, STUFFING OVER 4 BILLION COOKIES, DRINKING OVER 400 MILLION GALONS OF MILK. LIKE BRO. I LIVE UNDER THE PASIC OCEAN SO GOOD LUCK FINDING ME :) | image tagged in gifs,santa,mem | made w/ Imgflip video-to-gif maker