As a professional Redditor, I'll allow you to peer into my repertoire of Reddit knowledge I've accumulated throughout my prolific and fertile Reddit career.
One, always be humble. You never know when your dank empire comes crashing down.
Two, always be patient. Rome, as well as my Reddit career, wasn't built in a day.
Three, always be original. You don't want this dank community to be crowded with a bunch of normies? This is a consequence of keeping our community pure. You must persevere through this slog in order to be the king of memes.
I leave you imparted with this invaluable knowledge, fellow dank Reddit memer. In 100 years, when you become infamous enough to approach me, I'll greet you with my Reddit Salute. Keep fighting, Comrade.
(p.s., take my updoot, I'll be watching)
Sincerely,
Reddit intellectual.
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