deer

What about the above?

DRIVING IN MY CAR RIGHT AFTER A BEER

pls dont run over it

"Driving in my car right after a beer"

"hey that bump is shaped like a deer"

"DUI? how about you die!"

"I'll go 100 miles, an hour"

"Little did you know I'm filled up on gas"

"imma get your fountain-making @$$"

“PULVERIZE THIS F**K, WITH MY BURGENTRUCK!”

“IT SEEMS YOU’RE OUT OF LUCK! TRUCK!”

HBFFGGBBFÆÆ (deer noise) (find secrect front facing ASGORE) NOT SIDE FACED

they ran over it

breaking news a random der died of truck

de end

And then they see some bright lights approaching them rapidly and are just like "ooooooooo stop and watch the pretty lights."

not even Finny bro

u gave me points by replying hehe

watch out for asgore

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and then they freeze when a car is 0.000005 nanometers away from them

As a deer hunter this is relatable

agamdan kaçıyorum çünkü uni cat,ı yok ettim

f**k you stupid bitycsih funcking dumb idot aithc iu hate yiu and tho memneb1

They always act like they can easily get scared sh*tless

So true