The first understream headcanon generator challenge

Here's how it works. You start with I and then whatever it spits out, you then delete the text in the text bar and fill it with the text you just got and then generate that. Repeat until you get a text without your name thing (horse brake, my name is je f- gets banned, etc.) or you get a repeat. Do not paste the repeat in here

I was jumped by the seven human watercoolers, but got saved by DungeonKeeper eated the (horse that censors random shit) wants to create male characters, but (horse that censors random shit)

"if you cant beat them, say 'Bruh'." - I actually went on a vacation. blew up Astro's copy of ultrakill went to hell. is somehow able to comunicate with mobile sprout thought it was a cool idea to make an Understream dark world. In reality, their device broke. have a lot of Undertale AUs, but they're too lazy to finish them chariot cannot be stopped. zu failed to become a part of the royal mods.

Current high score: 398 chars