Me when i have dih (idk im running out of shitpost)

I saw Barack Obama at a grocery store. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, "Oh, like you're doing now?" I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to pay for those first." At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any electrical infetterence," and then turned around and winked at me. I don't even think that's a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

I'm hard.

I'm easy.

Then who's normal?

Obama

No, he's presidential.

[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
I'm skibidi
Gucci gangie
When it hurts so much, I'm cookie king
I'm sick of working
Don't help out Diddy
Why let the sink in?
They won't help you rizz
I goon all day, CaseOh banned me

[Pre-Chorus]
Hot dih, Rose stick it in Mbappe
Gooners edge me with mafia dih
Come on no up your dude and half dead
My hat just said, "yeah"
You're like goon I'm drinking it all day
Kinda like John Pork and grimace shakes, I
Kinda goon to Mbappe
Obama have dih
Obama have dih

[Chorus]
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Obama have dih
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[Verse 2]
Ts pmo
With Obamas toes
And he's feeling romantic, try to feed him ham now
We love shoe, myself and I
To beat the level 5 gyatt
The more hot the dih, I knew the trick
And I found the hot dih

[Pre-Chorus]
Rose stick it in Mbappe
Gooners edge me with mafia dih
Come on no up your dude and half dead
My hat just said, "yeah"
You're like goon I'm drinking it all day
Kinda like John Pork and grimace shakes, I
Kinda goon to Mbappe
Obama have dih
Obama have dih

[Chorus]
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Obama have dih
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[Bridge]
Goon Ohio time
See the diamonds in the mine
May let the feed minimize
Well the hobbit might be nice
Goon Ohio time
See the diamonds in the mine
May let the feed minimize
Well the hobbit might be nice
She might have dih
Obama have dih
Obama have dih
Hot dih

[Pre-Chorus]
Rose stick it in Mbappe
Gooners edge me with mafia dih
Come on no up your dude and half dead
My hat just said, "yeah"
You're like goon I'm drinking it all day
Kinda like John Pork and grimace shakes, I
Kinda goon to Mbappe
Obama have dih
Obama have dih

[Chorus]
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Rapaparara
Obama have dih
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Obama have dih

Got the word d- and shit in the same sentence.