THE CRIME FIGHTER
THAT NEVER WAS. TRUMP HASN'T DONE A THING ABOUT
CRIME EXCEPT GRANDSTANDING.
HE PUT 140 COPS IN THE HOSPITAL,
PUT MANY INNOCENT PEOPLE
IN CONCENTRATION CAMPS,
MADE SOME NIFTY VIDEO CLIPS
AND SHOUTED A LOT,
BUT CRIME WAS ALREADY
GOING DOWN BEFORE
HE BECAME PRESIDENT.
HE'S DONE NOTHING
BUT HE IS A CRIMINAL HIMSELF.