side effects may include: nausea, headaches, dry mouth, runny nose, irritability, loss of limbs, loss of timbs, an obsession with kardashians... specifically kim, spontaneous combustion, death, death², death part 2, death⅗, spontaneous combustion and THEN dying, narcolepsy, skill issues, public execution by gulliotine, aneurysm, astigmatism, bad PR decision, sudden addiction to stimuli such as gambling, sleep, sleep³ or more, becoming a vampire, horror media addiction, not understanding how D4C works as a jojo stand, returning the shopping cart, not breaking a kit-kat before eating, stomach aches, pain in injection site, having to censor the word j*b, and in rare cases, tummy ache.