Driving in my car right after a beer hey that bump is shaped like a deer DUI how about you die I’ll go a hundred miles

"Well that's a peculiar deer-shaped road bump!"

driving in my car, right after a beer
That speed bump is shaped like a deer
DUI
How about you die
I'll goo hundred miles an hour
Little do you know, I filled up on gas
Imma take your fountain making ass
Pulverize this f**k
With my bergentruck
It seems you're out of luck
TRUCK
*dead deer noises*

THE KING’S CHARIOT CANNOT BE STOPPED

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driving in my car, right after a beer
That speed bump is shaped like a deer!
DUI?
How about you die!
I'll go a hundred miles an hour!
Little do you know, I filled up on gas.
Imma get, your fountain-making ass.
Pulverize this f**k!
With my Bergentruck!
It seems you're out of luck!
TRUCK!!!!!
*dead idiot noises*