"yo god ya want some sprite?
oh, you like pepsi. okay!
yeah so whens the rapture happening?
oh you guys arent planning that?
ah great.
so, hows heaven? is it like just a cloud realm or something or is it like, decorated?
ah, cool. anyways, what-
what were you going when you made the blobfish?
like, like what was the concept?
oh, you guys didnt have time and like threw that in the deep see and just said good luck?
alright. k. so. why are you here?
oh, just seeing how earth is doin. got it.
anyway, is there any great floods that are gonna happen?
no? good."