😭 COMEDY & CHAOS:
Boykisser skips around trying to kiss people. Whitney Chewston zones in. She activates her “Exist Until Boykisser Dies” mode and fistfights him. Boykisser kisses her on the cheek mid-fight. She vaporizes in internalized conflict.
Grug rhymes every sentence with “Grug.” Pug on a swing tries to fight him but gets distracted beating his meat.
Cheesecake Chef serves cheesecake. The Moon drops on it. The Chef dies. The cheesecake survives. Carl the NPC eats it and says “Mmm.”
Mr. Clean power-washes Giratina into a squeaky shine. Giratina has a crisis and flies away into the Distortion Realm to cry.