🧠 MENTAL WARS:
Albert Einstein Reincarnated tries to deduce the pattern behind the chaos. He locates the phone and starts watching Kurzgesagt videos. His IQ is now +2000.
Meanwhile, Deep Questions Guy walks up and says, “What if free will is just an illusion created by memory?”
Einstein explodes.
The Parasite enters Fortnite Guy’s mind but finds nothing but emote loops. His brain collapses. The Parasite dies.
Lightspeed zooms around, only to trip over Brick Wall and vaporize himself on impact.