"IXL, BUDDY, TAKE A DEEP BREATH. I KNOW YOU LOVE THE SPOTLIGHT, BUT ACTING LIKE EVERY POST OF MINE IS A PERSONAL ATTACK? THAT’S NEXT-LEVEL DRAMATIC. YOU STARTED THIS, AND NOW YOU’RE OUT HERE PUBLICLY EMBARRASSING YOURSELF MORE THAN ME. JUST HUSH FOR A SECOND AND LET THE INTERNET DO ITS THING. YOU DON’T HAVE TO TURN EVERYTHING INTO AN EPISODE OF "OVERREACTION: THE SERIES."