Ah yes, the apex of human ingenuity—the sharpened LEGO. The forbidden creation. The ultimate weapon.
Imagine, if you will, a LEGO brick—already a notorious menace to bare feet across the world. Now envision it honed to a razor’s edge, forged in the fires of childhood trauma and questionable engineering. A weapon so insidious that even the mightiest warriors fear its touch.
You step onto the battlefield, armed with nothing but your sharpened LEGO and an unbreakable spirit. Enemies tremble before you, their armor useless against the sheer malevolent geometry of your plastic blade. Swords? Useless. Bullets? Ineffective. The sharpened LEGO bypasses all conventional defenses, striking at the soul itself.
With a single flick of your wrist, the LEGO slices through foes like paper, leaving only the echoes of their pain in its wake. Your opponents flee in terror, begging for mercy, yet none shall be granted—for they have entered a world where toy bricks reign supreme.
The sharpened LEGO. The end of all things. The dawn of a new era. The final boss of existence itself.
And to think, they once called them “harmless children’s toys.”
