no so what you do is you first want to hire someone, a shady type. This person will drop the paper clip down a storm grate into the sewer, where a different person will find it and take it with him to the outskirts of the city. they'll hand it off to the next person, who will hail a cab and drive to the airport. This person will eventually kill the cab driver and stow it in the next alley over, where you will be ready to cremate the body and explain the rest of the directions.
The current person will then find the nearest flight to Nepal, and store the paper clip in a box of slightly darker colored paper clips. They'll send the luggage in a suitcase, with a sticky note explaining the directions to the next person. After making it through security and putting your luggage on the plane, the person will enter the bathroom and escape by using the air vents.
Once the plane arrives in Nepal, the next person will pick up the bag, find the discolored paper clip, and begin following the instructions. First, they are going to call ahead to a mountain climber group and ask to schedule a tour of the Himalayas. Next, they will head to the mountain base and acquire a Eurocopter AS350 Squirrel, one of the only helicopters capable of flying up Mount Everest. They will give the tour group a fake paper clip, and purposefully make it obvious that they are going to climb the mountain with what the detective thinks is the real paper clip, but it is the decoy.
The person will give the real paper clip to the 5th and final person, who will seal it in an airtight container and bury it in an ice cave on Mount Everest. They will also be instructed to kill the tour group, who the detective will be traveling with to find the decoy. You will call these 5 people back to a discreet warehouse and painlessly kill them, so as not to leave any lose ends. By this point it has been 7 days, and your goal has been accomplished, and $1,000,000 will be discreetly shipped to a loading dock, where you will pick it up and enjoy your newfound wealth.
