hi

Not great

the fall hurt
do you have some ibeprofen

I have an ice pace

WE DONT SEE HUMANS OFTEN

we're happy you just dropped in

ill be so popular when i show all the monsters what i just brought in

hey papyrus! HOW WAS THE FALL

CAN IT SANS NO TIME FOR BANTER

Excuse the fall so how was the fall

YOURE JUST LAZY AND APATHETIC!

Call me to the fall, how was the fall

ANOTHER BAD JOKE AND I'M FINISHED WITH HIM!
WE ARE MONSTERS, THE AUFULLEST KIND!

To mess the fall was to f--k the fall

SANS-
WE CAN RELATE TO YOUR DETERMINATION, BECAUSE WE MONSTERS HAVE OUR MOTIVATIONS! HUMANS BETRAYED US AND LEFT US BURNING, ONE DAY WE'LL MAKE OUR WAY BACK TO THE SURFACE! THROUGHOUT YOUR TRAVELS YOUR SINS WILL FOLLOW, YOUR CONSEQUENCES AREN'T EASY TO SWALLOW! WHO'S THE REAL MONSTER, NOW YOU SHOULD KNOW! YOU'VE CUT THIS STORY DOWN TO THE FALL!
REALLY SANS?!

what? (had to start new comment since i ran out of replies)