TEMU cybertruck

Who wants to bet that this bootleg might actually break down less than the actual one.

I bought a Diddy from Temu, but it cost Soviet money, so I went back to the Soviet Union to get it, and they gave me a communist Diddy.

I mean, I bought a P. diddy from Temu, but it cost Soviet Union money.

What's a P.diddy is that some sort far?

A singer

Oh...oh no it's all coming back

The soviet union collapsed in 1991

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*USSR National Anthem intensifies*

SOYUZ NERUSHIMY RESPUBLIK SVOBODYNKH SPLOTILA NAVEKI VELIKAYA RUS'!

bro we get it you’re communist

Because of Nikita

How are you there

real dude

Thxs

no problem bro

Bro my meme got banned YOOO YALL ARE SALTY I WON THE ARGUMENT

Damn bro

Yeah like literally they got so salty flag me and banned my meme about LGBTQ

REALLY!
Damn people are so sensitive now.
If you know what I mean

Yeah I'll show you my og memes

But hey at least you won the argument

You too bye

Goodbye have a nice day

Did you see my memes?

yes
I need to go
Have a nice day

Yeah but people are such man-childs and so sensitive they can't take a beating of words

I am going to leave now
Good talk

Nah, that’s the highest quality cybertruck there is out there

In first I readed diddy instead of Diggidy lol ㅜㅡㅜ

Still better than cybertruck

This is gunna have a world record of the most wtf truck in existence

honestly would be better than the actual cybertruck

Still functions better than an actual Cybertruck.

If the Soviet Union still existed and had an alternative title: it would still work better than a real communist truck.

I'd take that over a real one any day

Bros I bought a COMMUNIST GIRLFRIEND from Temu and she's a capitalist 😔

When you order a Soviet Union temu but only get a piece of Lenin's brain

Created by musk melon

probably better built then actual cybertrucks