this is wrong acktually
in theory
because pawns can convert to queens, it means pawns are female
pawns can convert to any other piece other than itself and the king
so technically
all pieces are female except the king
therefore
its a kings wife war
well sir
because the pawn can convert to a queen, its female
the pawn can convert to any other piece as well
therefore all pieces are female
including the horse
so acktaully