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Rise and shine, Mister Freeman. Rise and... shine. Not that I... wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest... and all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until... well, let's just say your hour has... come again.

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So, wake up, Mister Freeman. Wake up and... smell the ashes...

gordon

Did you just ASSUME MY F**KING GENDER!?!? This offends me as abimegender, dyadic, trans woman, trans man, trans feminine, trans masculine, femme, binarism, adamasgender, aerogender, aesthetgender, demisexual, polygender, neutrois, gender apathetic, androgyne, intergender, demigender, greygender, aporagender, maverique, novigender, designated gender, AFAB, AMAB, affectugender, polysexual, monosexual, allosexual, androsexual, gynosexual, asexual, vegan, transgender, hipster, Native American, Indo-Chinese hybrid alien agnostic-atheist German engineer who vapes fairtrade organic decaffeinated compressed and hydrated extra-protein soy breast milk on the regular and does Hindi Kama Sutra naked crossfit yoga 5 times per week. I’m also a non binary transgender queer gender male feminist and identify myself as a pastafarian pansexual genderfluid Apache helicopter dog of mega multi alpha beta gamma delta omega combo god of hyperdeath who sexually identifies as a rapist whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt' of which in a polygamous polyamorous relationship with the chihuahua which helped me cross the border of Mexico because it hates Donald Trump. My dog also walks me to the park and doggy styles me,I also have been infected by a vast variety of life threatening infections and diseases due to f**king my dog such as HIV ,AIDS, Hepatitis A, B and C, HPV, Herpes, Chlamydia, Gonorrhea, Syphilis, Genital warts, Molluscum Contagiosum, Pubic lice, Scabies, Trichomoniasis and Chancroid. And if you find that weird you’re an ignorant, arrogant, homophobic, gender-assuming, globaphobic, bloodthirsty, pro-life, straight pride, white supremacy, gun loving, cisgender, bestial, sexist, racist, ageist, right wing, conservative, Trump loving, islamaphobic, anti-muslim, involuntarily celibate, white, male, trolling, incestous, white-privilege, misogynistic, biased, objectified, raped, privileged, Nazi, slave owner, terrorist, lesbian.

How do I get my husband to stop going ‘Goblin Mode’ during sex?

TLDR; My husband says ‘Goblin Mode activated’ when we start to have sex, growls and acts like a caveman, and then says ‘Goblin Mode off’ when we stop, and then pretends not to remember afterward.

I really love my husband and he’s always been great in bed. But recently he’s been acting really weird. So, a couple of days ago, my son went on a rampage through our house and said he was in ‘Goblin Mode’. We didn’t really know what to do with him, so we sent him to live with my parents so he can go to a special needs school. My husband a really great relationship with our son and loved him more than anything. Naturally, he was upset when he had to leave. He’s an incredibly tough man, but this was the first time I’ve ever seen him cry. I think since then, he’s been a little emotionally unwell. I’ve heard him muttering, ‘Goblin’ repeatedly when he didn’t notice me, staring blankly into his food, and just going alone by himself to do who knows what. I feel awful for him, but we both agreed that this was for the best. Last night, the day after our son went away, we decided to have sex to relieve our stress. However, my husband said ‘Goblin Mode activated’, starting growling, and went wild having sex with me. Admittedly, it was some of the best and most experimental sex I’ve ever had, but I’m worried that something might be going on with my husband. Any advice?

Edit: The problem isn’t the ‘Goblin Mode’, it’s that he could be ill

why he got that perc 💔