Me trying to assassinate my friend by eating a bunch of laxatives while shoving mini nuclear bombs up my ass so I can sneakily crawl near him and shit the most sloppiest shit ever on the entire school possibly exploding everywhere in a 100ft radius causing everyone to die in that radius except for me which will mostly send me to the electric chair, dying through the process of the zapping because my friend told me to get good on the match after my first win over his 93 consecutive wins in a row (My toilet is not ready for what’s coming 😭🙏👁️🗨️💮📴):
