you know the rush to get away from it as possible

You can pull a Super Horn in First, but make sure it's in the second Item Slot, because Boo might steal it. Or, you can use Lakitu(timing must be clean and you need a high Invincibility), a stage hazard(Blue Shell drops your speed to zero, but stage hazards only cut speed a bit), or let someone pass(if the shell is far out, and the distance between you and Second Place is tight, meaning no frontrunning).

but yk it’s possible to escape the shell only with a mushroom

I know, I'm listing ways to dodge it.

aight

ik two tricks for escaping it

My worst enemy

Real

ahHAAHAAHAAAAA *inhale* *turns into Air Raid Siren*

I find this to be relatable, as I am always in first. Not trying to brag.

yessss

Lol

Or just frontrun on Yoshi's Valley. Blue Shells are programmed to take the middle path UNLESS they are hovering.

This is worse than that time I was in a Sonic game

no way bro used my template like a week after it got created (btw my template)

idk man, your meme was better with that templete

And why did both of these memes get to the front page of the streams we posted them on

i have no idea tbh

also thx

just a hint, I found the perfect font for memes (futura-condensedextrabold) I know it has a long name

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