Ello. tis I, the chap on the tele. welcome to Fredrick Fazbuford's Tea and Crumpets.
Thine automotons tend to get a bit rambunctious past supper time. Better keep an eye on them. I wouldn't want to see any tomfoolery happening under your watch.
...yes Mother?
.....oh goodness me! Well, it seems I have to go now. It is tea time. The best time. Have fun. Cheerio!
