Dear sir/ma'am,
There once was a man who left home on the wrong day
And met a girl named ariana grande
He forgot his wife, the love of his life
When she came up to him, wrapped her arms around his neck
He said "oh what the heck"
then she sang:
"something bout you makes me feel like a dangerous woman
something bout you makes me wanna do things that i shouldn't"
And they made out all the way to the nearest hotel bed and homewrecked his family
and his wife never found out till she read his texts and saw someone say "*diddles you like last night*"