I once shat in the local bathtub. Somehow it made me all freaky so I gather everyone in a 1000ft radius of the bathtub and showed them a masterpiece I did. The crowd was so amazed by the creativity I had. But as I said I was feeling all freaky, I told everyone “hey would you like to see a magic trick?” The crowds screamed yes. So I assumed the position and jumped about 65ft in the air and blew out the longest sloppy toppy gloppy moddy noddy coddy loppy floppy sloppy. When I fell I had my back crackle mcfrackle tackle and I was sent to the hospital. So if you ever see some guy dressed up like Jeffy with the most diabolical molical dolical polical figure of such posture. That would be me
