SCENE ONE: IT WAS THE BEST OF SCENES, IT WAS THE FIRST OF SCENES. IT WAS A SCENE FULL OF SCENERY. IT WAS A SCENERY OF A CITY. IT WAS A CITY. IT WAS A CITY FULL OF TALL BUILDINGS, AND TAXES, AND FIRE HYDRENTS, AND TRASH CANS, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY... SINGING PEOPLE!