Moo holy father, I must confess moo sins.
What are your sins, moo child?
I have a beef with a particular bull-headed friend of mine.
And what did moo do?
I tallowed him home, and made him COW-er in fear.
I see! Say 5 moo father who art in heavens, and 3 hail moo-ries. Then go thy way, and sin no more.
Thank you, holy father.
Please. You can just call me holy cow.